Disney Unveils Lightning Lane and Virtual Queue Details for Tiana's Bayou Adventure

Fox&Hound1 day ago

I love this so much!

donaldtoo1 day ago

I still say they need to do the below to the “logs”, that I suggested last February…”Frog Logs”…talk about your ROI…!!!!! :hilarious: ;)

ᗩLᘿᑕ ֊ᗩζᗩᗰ1 day ago

This addition, like the Ray and Evangeline stars just create big-ol question marks as to why they are being added. Were they always planned? Are Imagineers actively trying to "fix" the attraction with small tweaks here and there?

donaldtoo1 day ago

:facepalm:

Tha Realest1 day ago

“Hey, it could be worse - the last group of workers that messed up were sent to work in the Star Wars Hotel.”

Jedi141 day ago

There’s also a regular gumbo.

donaldtoo1 day ago

No, Tiana has gone vegan with the plant-based “7 Greens Gumbo” at DLRs Tiana’s Palace… You know, because of all the Southern vegans that existed back in the 1920’s.

Disgruntled Walt1 day ago

"Don't we sell meat products here? Do all these animals running around know that we plan to slaughter them?"

Tha Realest1 day ago

“Why aren’t we invited to the party?” “I don’t know. Guess she doesn’t care about her employees that much after all.”

WorldExplorer1 day ago

"Divorce? Isn't that a little extreme?" "She barely acknowledges he exists. It's been a long time comin' if you ask me."

Bocabear1 day ago

That would make a great running post...."Things overheard from Tiana's Sweatshop Foods Factory Break Room"..... I'll start: "if we can get the critters to play music for a party for free, can we also get them to pack boxes and run the factory for free?

Disgruntled Walt1 day ago

I can't make out what they're saying. So I'll fill in the blanks (forgive me, I think the recent weirdness of some of the other threads is rubbing off on me): "It's so strange how our boss can only move when the logs in the river through the middle of our factory start floating towards her." "Yes, and she keeps talking about how great those animals can play. Like, that's literally all she says. I'm a little concerned, because she ought to be discussing our company budget—how can we afford to let all these animals run loose in our food factory?" "I know, right! The incident with the bear sniffing up all the powdered sugar a couple months ago...I don't think the lawsuits have been settled yet, but it's not gonna be cheap." "Well, I ain't payin' for it. I say we charge the alligator that hangs around all day between his trumpet gigs. That in itself is weird, because alligators don't have lips!" "Well, maybe we should get back to work." "What are we even doing here, cooking? Packing food? Making beignets that will definitely not taste good by the time they get to where they're going?" "That's true. Who in 1927 is bulk ordering crates of beignets to be shipped somewhere? It doesn't actually make sense. You know what, I quit." "Me too. I'd say we could hitch a ride out of here on one of the company logs, but they're down for maintenance."

Disstevefan11 day ago

Oh good. When the ride is down we can listen to the door. Unless they turn off the audio when the ride is down. ;)

Tha Realest1 day ago

Good to see they have their eyes on the ball in terms of what’s been missing with this attraction.